[ QUIZ ] A Very Valid Question.

[kunoichikatie]

Finally, an answer to this very valid question! No longer will I spend many a sleepless night, tossing and turning while I wonder just how long I could survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor. Thank you internet, you have delivered.

 

Comments

[danimaree]

I have to admit I took this way too seriously, contemplating the advantages of being on the ground or on the top bunk.

Turns out I'd fail anyway, I'd last 44 seconds. I think the fact I'm short and wouldn't punch raptor balls was what spoiled my survival.

[kunoichikatie]

There's no way you could take this question too seriously. It's a very important fact to know.

I chose to be on the ground because knowing my co-ordination (and the fact there is a very angry velociraptor chained next to me) I'm most likely to fall off the top bunk and crack my skull on the floor.

The height thing probably got me as well, being short, as well as the fact I don't fight grizzly bears. I'm probably just as likely to run into a grizzly bear where I live as I would be to run into a velociraptor.